I'm James Hague, a recovering programmer who has been designing video games since the 1980s. This is Why You Spent All that Time Learning to Program and The Pure Tech Side is the Dark Side are good places to start.
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Stop the Vertical Tab MadnessIn One Small Step Toward Reducing Programming Language Complexity I added "Who even knows what "\v" (vertical tab) does?" as an off the cuff comment. Re-reading that made me realize something that's blatantly obvious in retrospect, so obvious that I've gone all this time without noticing it:
No one is actually using the vertical tab escape sequence.
And I truly mean "no one." If I could stealthily patch the compiler for any language supporting the "\v" escape so I'd receive mail whenever it occurred in source code, then I could trace actual uses of it. I'm willing to bet that all the mail would come from beginners trying to figure out what the heck "\v" actually does, and then giving up when they realize it doesn't do anything. That's because it doesn't do anything, except with some particular printers and terminal emulators, and in those cases you're better off not relying on it anyway.
And yet this crazy old feature, one that no one understands or uses, one that doesn't even do anything in most cases, not only gets special syntax in modern programming languages, it's consistently given space in the documentation, even in tutorials. It's in the official Lua docs. It's in MIT web course notes about
printf. It's in the books Programming in Python 3 and Python Essential Reference. It's in an introduction to Python strings. It's in the standard Erlang documentation, too.
[Insert conspiracy theory involving Illuminati here.]
Here's my simple plea: stop it. Stop mentioning vertical tabs in tutorials and language references. Drop the "\v" sequence in all future programming languages. Retroactively remove it from recent languages, like Python 3. Yes, ASCII character number 11 isn't going away, but there's no reason to draw attention to a relic of computing past.
Surprisingly, the "\v" sequence was removed from one language during the last decade: Perl. And even more surprisngly, there's a 2010 proposal to add escaped character sequences, including vertical tab, to the famously minimal language, Forth.
(If you liked this, you might like Kilobyte Constants, a Simple and Beautiful Idea that Hasn't Caught On.)